Boy, hello, and I thought Tim Walz was ridiculous when he tried to load a shotgun. I thought he looked ridiculous playing video games with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the bartender from the Bronx. In fact, I think he looks pretty ridiculous the whole time, but wow, he never fails to disappoint; Now, in an even more ludicrous display, we learn that last spring he announced that Minnesota would give away millions of dollars’ worth of “booty-bumping” kits under his governorship. If you’re like me, you probably didn’t know what “booty bumping” was – I honestly thought it was a fresh dance move – but, well, read more:
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Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz, who has called his Republican opponents “weird,” donated taxpayer money as governor of Minnesota to a nonprofit that provides “booty bumping” kits to drug users so they can take drugs through “the asshole.” can.
On May 14th, Walz announced $100 million in funding to 135 nonprofits to provide vital services to the homeless. “The money will support a range of services, including street outreach, shelter and harm reduction for drug users,” the Walz administration said.
Sometimes a picture is worth it ten a thousand words. I mean, I can’t even… I write for a living and operate words to convey meaning, but I have to admit that I don’t really know what to say about all of this. But (hah) it gets worse.
At Southside Harm Reduction Services, a Minneapolis-based nonprofit mentioned in Walz’s announcement, “harm reduction” services include providing kits that include syringes, sterile water, drug cookers and lubricants that allow users to operate drugs to be taken “via the rectum” (anus, asshole).
The organization has touted the paraphernalia – so-called “booty bumping” or “boofing” kits Social media posts and on its website, as it is both a safer way to take some drugs and an proficient way to get high. Junkies may operate drugs because drugs “enter the bloodstream quickly,” allowing users to “achieve a high more quickly than with some other routes of administration,” Southside Harm Reduction says.
“Try pooping first. This will help your medications be better absorbed,” advises Southside Harm Reduction Services in one brochure included in the kits. “Stand in a comfortable position, squat or lie on your side. It never hurts to have a buddy to cheer for!”
Your tax dollars at work.
To call this a waste of taxpayer money is to do a tremendous disservice to every previous waste of taxpayer money. Were you concerned about the “homeless” in our major cities injecting drugs and pooping their drugs in public on the streets? Now in Minnesota, thanks to Governor Tim Walz, they can do both at the same time!
Granted, this happened before Tim Walz was a candidate for vice president. But be warned: If he thought this was a good idea back then, just a few months ago, he probably still thinks it’s a good idea. This is the kind of backdoor logic you can expect from any Harris/Walz administration.
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I mean, for Luvva Pete, is that too much to ask? not Are taxpayers footing the bill for people putting drugs up their… er, exhaust ports? Is it too much to ask to have a government? any level, confined to things that, well, reasonable?
But we’re talking about Tim Walz here. I guess his shotgun isn’t the only breechloader he’s worried about.
Walz’s office and the Harris-Walz campaign did not respond to requests for comment. Southside Harm Reduction Services did not respond to a request for comment.
You don’t say that.
