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He doesn’t want to date you: AOC charges JD Vance with the crime of straddling and falls into her own trap

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Senator JD Vance (R-OH) is driving the left crazy, and we are all for it.

Last time we left you on the subject of the Republican vice presidential nomination, Vance showed how it’s done, reacting to presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris choosing glowing Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate.

“You have to give credit to Kamala Harris and Tim Walz for making an interesting team,” Vance said Tuesday during her campaign appearance in Philadelphia. “Tim Walz was the one who let the rioters burn down Minneapolis, Kamala Harris was the one who got the rioters out of jail.”


READ MORE: JD Vance’s reaction to Walz’s selection shows how it should be done


While one can be sure that future Trump/Vance campaign ads will focus on images of left-wing rioters looting and burning entire blocks in Minneapolis, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) oddly has one image in particular in her sights: one of Vance from a podcast clip shared on his Twitter/X account on August 2.

In it, Vance spoke about the dangers of hormone therapy for children. He sat on a chair, as many men do.

However, the group leader AOC focused on, um, other thingsand used the social media platform to insinuate that he was guilty of the crime of straddling:

However, it was not long before she herself found herself in the firing line:

There was also this picture of AOC vacationing in Miami Beach with her boyfriend Riley Roberts in overdue 2021, at a time when she was requiring everyone to wear masks:

I should note that this isn’t the first time a leftist has been caught eyeing the seating of a popular Republican. In 2021, we wrote about how then-Vox.com “journalist” Aaron Rupar criticized the way Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis sat during a Republican town hall meeting on Fox News:

But back to AOC: By her standards, this must mean she wants to date JD Vance. After all, she said this: by the time about the criticism of her and Roberts because of that infamous Florida trip:

“If Republicans are mad that they can’t date me, they can just say so instead of taking out their sexual frustration on my friend’s feet.”

And if that’s the best they have against JD Vance (or DeSantis or anyone else on the right), then he must be doing something — or even a lot — right. You know you’re on the right track when your political opposition has been reduced to this kind of criticism.


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