In these complex times, it’s comforting to know that at least some certainties remain. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. The weather will be hotter in summer than in winter. And Joy Reid will say something so completely out of touch with reason, logic and facts that it begs the question whether this is reality or a brilliantly executed LARP by a mad liberal. You decide.
The latest episode is courtesy of Jason Whitlock on X:
As a public service, I have spared you the 3:26 minutes of listening and provided a transcript. With comments, of course.
Just tell me who the nominee is going to be. Let me know when you’re done arguing among yourselves about who I got to vote for in November to keep Hitler out of the White House. That’s all I want to know – who I got to vote for to keep Hitler out of the White House.
Hmm. I didn’t know Hitler was on the ballot and… oh, you mean Trump! Damn if I missed that Trump started a world war and exterminated six million people because of their religion. It must have happened during hockey season.
Everybody do your thing; act like idiots in traffic all you want in front of those Republicans, act like idiots in front of those people instead of making it clear what you want in private, but don’t text me anymore because I’m not taking any more of those texts.
Like everyone you care about texts you, Joy.
Just let me know when you’re done figuring it out, Democrats, because I know you’re all freaking out.
In contrast to your placid, level-headed and rational discussion of current events. Like laughing at a rape victim.
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Go ahead and freak out, have your talk, and then tell me who I need to vote for to keep Hitler out of the White House. That’s all. I’m done.
Ah, but it isn’t.
Oh, and by the way, if Biden is in a coma, I’m voting for Biden in a coma.
I don’t even like the guy that much. A lot of his policies? I don’t like them. He’s not Donald Trump, is he? Yeah. Hitler. White House. We’re keeping him out. Keeping Project 2025 out.
Then you have to ban the Heritage Foundation, like Project 2025 does. Your baby.
That’s all I care about on the entire ballot from rooter to tooter; School Board all the way up to the White House and everything in between – governors, members of Congress. I’m just going to vote right at the bottom to keep these people out.
I’m sure they are terrified.
Project 2025 affects the entire Republican Party.
Joy…we’ve already discussed this.
At this point, it’s not about Biden. It’s not about him. It’s above me now. There’s a Best Western next door.
If you are missed the hint.
It’s about keeping Donald Trump and his friends from Project 2025 out of power. That’s all from me. Tell me what you think.
I would love to, Joy, but I don’t have the time or the necessary colored pencils.
And one more thing. (laughs) I still have another thing. You know in 2020, you Democrats had a choice between newborn people? You had a newborn LGBTQ man, Mayor Pete. You had a Latino. You had, uh, Kamala Harris. You had Liz Warren. You had all these candidates to choose from, all younger than Biden; fresher and newer than Biden. And you know who you voted for president and candidate? Joe Biden. (laughs) He beat all the newborn people.
Shows how bad the newborn people were.
So, yes, we have a gerontocracy problem on the Democrat side; way too many of these aged goldies who don’t want to sit down and retire. But when you had the choice between the newborn and fresh and Joe Biden, you all chose Joe Biden. (laughs) That’s who you voted for. So he’s in there because the Democrats actually voted for him from the beginning. So remember: you’ve had options in the past, and this is what you chose.
Yes, they did. Egged on by the media, which branded Hunter Biden’s laptop as Russian disinformation.
And no one has volunteered to run against him in the primaries.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would like to have a word with me.
So once again, Democrats went out to vote and make their choice. If you try to reverse that decision — about 57 million Democrats voted in that primary — what are you going to do? You’re just going to tell them, fuck off, we’re going to vote for someone else who isn’t him or Kamala Harris, who was also on that ballot? That’s not democracy. (laughs) That decision has been made!
Too bad we live in a constitutional republic, Joy. Besides, the Democrats can nominate whoever they want.
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And again, unless he decides to walk away, that’s your decision. It’s like a wedding. You get chicken or fish. You can have chicken or fish, or you can just be hungry. Or, like when I was a kid, in our house, it was either what mom made for dinner or you go to bed. (Inaudible) You don’t always have the choice you like. You either get what mom made for dinner or you go to bed. And in this case, it’s either what mom made for dinner or Hitler. (Laughs) I’ll vote for anyone who isn’t Hitler. And he’s not. And I’ll go all the way from the school board to the White House to support the vote. It’s about power and not voting for Hitler.
Please leave the humor to the comedians, Joy. Even if you are a joke.
Such moments, while highly comical, also show how desperate the left has become. The mouthpiece of a network that covered Joe Biden’s campaign and presidency throughout his entire term is now trying to shift blame onto the Democrats for not sending their dumbest… excuse me, youngest candidates into the general election, where they would have been slaughtered. Apparently Joy Reid is hoping our memories are even shorter than Joe Biden’s. They are not, and we are joyful to provide the evidence.
